Day after Christmas FUN!

So, I got up this morning to go teach a class. There was a good turnout so it was fun. Immediately afterwards I went to the doctor for a pap smear, flu shot, and tetanus shot. Not the funnest day after Christmas ever...the worst part was sitting in the waiting room for an hour with tons of sick people and no book to read. Why did I forget my book?! What was almost worse than that was sitting in the freezing cold examination room with nothing on but a paper napkin and again, no book. There was a Sports Illustrated magazine, though, but I opted to stare at the floor tiles. I just hope I got out of that waiting room without contracting something. At least I know it's not tetanus...or cervical cancer.

Remember when I mentioned awhile back that I take off my pants two legs at the same time? Well, when I was uploading the Christmas pictures off of the camera, I found these two pictures that Dave had taken. You can see my black slippers and my pajama bottoms sticking out of them. I guess Dave took it because it kinda shows how I HOP out of my pants and the bottoms are still in the slippers. See, I told you he found it endearing.
Oh, by the way, I bought these pajama bottoms recently because I liked them, I needed some new ones, and they were only five bucks. They have flying guitars with the words "Rock Star". When Caleb saw me wearing them he asked me about them. I told him I had just bought them and asked him if he liked them. He said yes and that they really increased my sex appeal. (His words exactly). I wasn't sure how to respond to this so I said, "Uh, thanks" and walked away.
Where does he come up with this stuff?!?!?!?!? Should I be concerned?

p.s. I forgot to mention in the previous post that one of the gifts that Santa brought was wrapped in a Kohl's box. It was to all 3 kids so they were tearing it open together. Once they got to the box, amid the frenzy, someone (probably Sam) saw the box and read out loud, "Kohl's". Then I heard one of the other kids exclaim, "Coal?!? Santa brought us coal"!?!??!?